Sunday, November 16, 2008

Beef Pineapple Robot

Be ruthless. Go for the juggler.


I have become the kind of person who can order biscuits over gravy but not the kind of person who can tolerate the true definition of a Constitutional -- what is, essentially, bicycle chaos. The French grape suffers more than the Chilean grape and more than the Syrian grape, but does it suffer more than the Russian potato? The Walloons ballooned and the Huguenots tied they selves into Huge Knots. People say that they are Walloons do people say that they are Walloons people say that they are Flemish, afterall, as well as Phlegmish. Newspaper titles need to be more flexible. The North County Times, for instance, really should be recast as The North County Good & Bad Times. Whatever the case may be, Southern California has a higher percentage of Experimental Yogis than any other region on the globe. Speaking of which -- said Yogis have much to say on the topics of globulization and Globular Warming. Meat eaters may swallow the fear of the animal but that doesn't mean the meat eaters shall become fearful, in fact, it means that they will become Chicken Satay Robot. Some will become Drunken Noodle Robot while others will become Beef Pineapple Robot. There is no Moo Shu Pork Robot although there is Moo Shu Porkbarrel Robot and his name is Congress. After Tex / Mexy I was Lava / Tory and then I felt human again, i.e., I could, once again, Go for the Jugular or is that Go for the Juggler? The Sea Breeze came face to face with the Santa Ana and the result was When Microclimates Collide. A cute angle is obtuse, when you dream it, all angles are gifts, yours is I Sauce a Lease -- Eye Saws the Police -- Applesauce Please, dig it and "ridic" as in Ridiculous, Citizen, as in the Walloonie Bin.

23 comments:

sausages said...

...while the Hibernians Hibernated.

Christina said...

I thought a "Constitutional" was something old people took after eating too many prunes.

sausages said...

No -- that's a "Declaration of In Depends."

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

A constitutional is defined as a walk, an oath, a bowl of porridge, and Results. A constitutional is QUIZ, but not STOUT. -----BA

mark wallace said...

I would agree that Constitutional is Quiz. However, remember that some Quiz is necessary to keep the experience of Stout up to par. Stout without Quiz is like a 60-year old man at a frat party drinking Miller Chill from a beer bong.

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Well, I would say that beer drinking without QUIZ would lead to that, yes -- because after QUIZ, the beer drinker by all accounts, should wind up at STOUT. Most stouts are STOUT whereas most beers are QUIZ. I, have a temporary crown on my tooth. That, for sure, is QUIZ. Thankfully so. -------------------------BA

mark wallace said...

Absolutely. But it's also important to add that a 60-year old man at a frat party drinking Miller Chill from a beer bong is definitely Quiz.

sausages said...

Results with a capital "R" is Quiz, I can understand, but what about results with a lower-case "r"?

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Either way you slice it is QUIZ. The stairs is gross is QUIZ. This cold snap is STOUT. Stout, the person, by the way, is QUIZ. Just to be clear. ----------------BA

sausages said...

Right-- and the first strawberry of spring is most certainly QUIZ...

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Weak QUIZ. -------------------ba

sausages said...

Humph.

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

QUIZ.

mark wallace said...

Saying QUIZ to some Joe who doesn't know what you're talking about: STOUT.

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Veto Power: STOUT.

sausages said...

I can see that-- pullin' out of this one...

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Yeah, but in December you'll get an earful. For sure. You know what I mean. -------------BA

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Sausages -- are you feeling "deterred" or "put off". It's just the usual, in that it's just the usual razzing. Eh? You've seen / heard worse. ----------BA

tmorange said...

QUIZ and STOUT

is that life craft and edge?

t.

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

QUIZ is the new CRAFT and STOUT is the new EDGE. Yes. -------------------------------------BA

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

BUT: they can't be used in the same way, necessarily. STOUT has its own set of limitations, for instance. Not even all stouts are STOUT, for instance. Some stout is QUIZ. ------------------------BA

mark wallace said...

I totally disagree that Quiz has anything to do with Craft, or that Stout has anything to do with Edge.

You have just been Quizzed.

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Theories about either CRAFT or EDGE were and are CRAFT. Theories about STOUT and QUIZ are irrelevant, and wildly so. There is, simply, QUIZ. And there is, simply, STOUT. Huzzah. ------------------BA