Friday, February 20, 2009

A / V Sucks!

Cordage / Decline.


We are not crash test dummies, Teacher! We will wield the box of FILMSTRIP that got soggy when the roof flooded and the fat guy dropped through the ceiling onto chemistry. He did NOT smoke weed. Nobody smokes weed (pfff) but they need to. The way that nobody watches FILMSTRIP, Teacher!, but they need to. Have I told you about DAVE? Well, Billie Jean is not his lover. But my mom is! I’d rather call him sweetervest. We had a bat in the attic, a bat, with wings. Teacher! Leave them kids alone! We will wield the box of FILMSTRIP because FILMSTRIP has education in it and the students will watch up the education when they regard FILMSTRIP, Teacher!, leave them kids alone. May your iMac go pancreatic and your intercom go fritz and may the a/v aides be "goofing off with the dirtbags in the breezeway" rather than preparing for taco with fruit cup or acting MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.

(Guest blogged by Gina & Shaker Heights A / V Aides. You ROCK.)

18 comments:

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

To Gina: You actually helped me out this week. I was really sick. You are a talent who will be reckoned with in due time. Congratulations. This is a fabulous post. YOUR fan, B.A.

Anonymous said...

DUDE! I just read this. Everyone is in kinniptions. My dog, Rebar, is in kinniptions. Youre edits were good. Thanks! Great! Talk to you soon. Gina

sausages said...

The A/V Aides of Shaker Heights are cool, yes -- but can they contend w/ the Equipment Room Managers of Kenosha?

Hey, now: don't lose your Tremper:

http://images.todaystmj4.com/images/tremper%20new%20sign.jpg

And for those of you who don't know what a rebar is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebar

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

REBAR! SIT!

-------------------BA

RITA said...

Listen, Rebar: stay outta my trash!

I eat bats in the attic --

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Anything + "in the attic". What if there's a perpetrator in the attic. Uncle Perp. Then you'd have PITA. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------BA

RITA said...

Well, then... I'm hiding in a corner... eating a porkchop...

What I'm really can't stand, though, are Foul, Annoying, Jaybirds in the Attic: FAJITAs. I eat them, too --

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Heh heh heh. BA

Loren said...

I agree, Gina: that did NOT suck at all. In fact, it rocked. And continues to rock. One day the world will indeed reckon with your rocking.

mark wallace said...

Attack of the 50-foot AV aides. Killer.

Anonymous said...

I'm such a poor speller. Because I rush too much. A fierend said "lookup conniptions" and I did but didn't find it becaus I looked up kinniptions and so it goes. Do you like Vonnegut? I just read Slaughterhouse 5. This comment probably has spelling errors. Thank you Loren and Mark. Ah, I'm a celebrity now! Gina

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

I was just typing a short note when Gina's comment posted. Gina, you're funny. "kinniptions" is so funny. It makes me think of kipper snacks. Yes, I like Vonnegut. My friend Rod and I disagree about his best book, but I like Slaughterhouse 5 just fine. Mark and Loren are tough customers so that's high praise from them. Yo, ---------------------------BA

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Gina, I forgot to ask you about the photo and caption. I just went ahead with them. Does the photo capture the experience? ---------------------------------------------------BA

sausages said...

I teach Slaughterhouse 5. Have you seen the film -- if not, worth checking-out (Vonnegut even thought it was better than the book--) ...

Kinniptions: sounds like something I'd have for breakfast...

Anonymous said...

Sorry Ive been away because Ihve the flu and DAVE has been in kinnipchions. (I misspelled that on purpsoe). Okay adoring fans. No I haven't seen the movie. But thanks I'll see it soon. the caption and photo were fine why wouldn't they be fine? the flu BLOWS!!!! I hoep you do't have the flu. it affects spelling, punctuation, capital,ization and typing speed. Why do old people always type @#$@#$! instead of cursing DAVE!!! Gina

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Gina, do you really have a dog named "Rebar"? ---------BA

Anonymous said...

Well I don't have a dog named kinniptions. What's up dude? I think it's time for a new Blood And Gutstein. Ihe 've basked in the glow of my adoring fans long enough. Gina

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

All right, Gina. I'm working on it. Burning the midnight oil as the old folks would say. BA