tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post7205058716314372796..comments2024-02-24T20:32:17.132-08:00Comments on BLOOD AND GUTSTEIN: Ode to OdorsDAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-50022353366583219112008-07-30T17:32:00.000-07:002008-07-30T17:32:00.000-07:00Like, a homecoming queen in a cheese town in Canad...Like, a homecoming queen in a cheese town in Canada? So there was King Cheese and some Babybels (bad joke). <BR/><BR/>Like, no, here's the explanation. You could be a war poet, or a tree poet, or the world's one cheese poet. The dude picked his niche and went for it. <BR/><BR/>There can be no other.<BR/><BR/>BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-77535180191333437892008-07-30T14:57:00.000-07:002008-07-30T14:57:00.000-07:00"We have seen thee, Queen of Cheese."The hell does..."We have seen thee, Queen of Cheese."<BR/><BR/>The hell does that mean?mark wallacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047292022080114501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-88229829810797448142008-07-29T20:07:00.000-07:002008-07-29T20:07:00.000-07:00ay, surely as there be one james mcintyre, the fam...ay, surely as there be one james mcintyre, the famous <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_McIntyre_(poet)" REL="nofollow">cheese poet</A> of ingersoll ontario!tmorangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13540323590390887131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-49763125000275568832008-07-29T19:55:00.000-07:002008-07-29T19:55:00.000-07:00Somewhere, man, there is an Ontarian MacBeth, wher...Somewhere, man, there is an Ontarian MacBeth, where, at one point, something is prophecied never to happen, unless "Cinnamon Doogie" should move to "Dunsinane Hill" or what have you. Well, then, Cinnamon Doogie does move to Dunsinane Hill and then the thing -- Dolomite Aid -- happens. Eh? ----BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-30717710708313913282008-07-29T19:43:00.000-07:002008-07-29T19:43:00.000-07:00"Young beer, cow doogie, and cinnamon"=a mixture o..."Young beer, cow doogie, and cinnamon"<BR/><BR/>=<BR/><BR/>a mixture of sun and cloud becoming gradually hazy as an alberta clipper works it way into the martimes leaving chances of overnight frost, morning frogs, patches of locust by midday and the last judgment on the high sierratmorangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13540323590390887131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-42292224250665799842008-07-29T19:34:00.000-07:002008-07-29T19:34:00.000-07:00Wait:Young beer, cow doogie, and cinnamon. N'est c...Wait:<BR/><BR/>Young beer, cow doogie, and cinnamon. N'est ce pas? Cinnamon!<BR/><BR/>BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-15639293190710490692008-07-29T19:33:00.000-07:002008-07-29T19:33:00.000-07:00Dolomite Aid! HA!I know what you left off and you ...Dolomite Aid! HA!<BR/><BR/>I know what you left off and you know what you left off. <BR/><BR/>Aid in the shade. Canaanite Rite. Minute M'aid. 'Sade. Am I rite?<BR/><BR/>BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-89244066504075220122008-07-29T19:31:00.000-07:002008-07-29T19:31:00.000-07:00my apartment in london ontario was uniquely situat...my apartment in london ontario was uniquely situated with the labatt's brewery to the west, the kellogs's plant to the south, the mccormick's spice plant to the east, and cow pastures surrounding the general vicinity. so you could always tell where the whether was coming from depending on the smell of the breeze: <BR/><BR/>young beer and cornflakes? mild days ahead.<BR/><BR/>corn flakes and black pepper? partly cloudy with a 50% chance of showers.<BR/><BR/>young beer and cow shit? storms approaching rapidly!<BR/><BR/>t.tmorangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13540323590390887131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-30077498301110573352008-07-29T19:26:00.001-07:002008-07-29T19:26:00.001-07:00i propose a series of starstudded benefit concerts...i propose a series of starstudded benefit concerts:<BR/><BR/>1) odo-rite-aid<BR/>2) dolo-mite-aid<BR/>3) cherry-kool-aid<BR/>4) dubya-bite-aid<BR/>5) bolton's-spicy-chicken-n-fish-aidtmorangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13540323590390887131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-84469310057405836092008-07-29T19:26:00.000-07:002008-07-29T19:26:00.000-07:00I got some elegiac / funerary kind of thing, with ...I got some elegiac / funerary kind of thing, with playlist that was half all right. The last song for the first memorial was Johnny Griffin. That ain't half bad. Does you gots the right link? ----BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-13001808233440787072008-07-29T19:21:00.000-07:002008-07-29T19:21:00.000-07:00oh but have you seen the hokum they do down in def...oh but have you seen the hokum they do down in <A HREF="http://www.medleymeadows.com/Writings/JoanKingGroves.htm" REL="nofollow">defuniak springs></A>?tmorangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13540323590390887131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-75405734102512247822008-07-29T17:37:00.000-07:002008-07-29T17:37:00.000-07:00You're wrong. Odorite is efficient. You save three...You're wrong. Odorite is efficient. You save three letters (the second R, the G, and the H) and spend one, the E. They should go into deodorant. There were some girls in the park, today, who could've used a wash! Tee hee. MiraMIRA NILLSONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13069402940670238092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-78339309240154068402008-07-29T13:53:00.000-07:002008-07-29T13:53:00.000-07:00I thought it was The End. ----BAI thought it was The End. ----BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-49244372869133263322008-07-29T12:08:00.000-07:002008-07-29T12:08:00.000-07:00You were sveating ven you heard dat sqveak --You were sveating ven you heard dat sqveak --M. C. Zitohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11213362485279398311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-12272477231356205032008-07-29T11:52:00.000-07:002008-07-29T11:52:00.000-07:00It was like *I* was on the spit roasting. ----BAIt was like *I* was on the spit roasting. ----BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-41086524596453129002008-07-29T11:50:00.000-07:002008-07-29T11:50:00.000-07:00I can smell it even now.I can smell it even now.mark wallacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047292022080114501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-90172643431115084622008-07-29T11:31:00.000-07:002008-07-29T11:31:00.000-07:00Dat sqveak! Dat heat-lamp. There was, like, a crag...Dat sqveak! Dat heat-lamp. There was, like, a cragar headlight on me, the whole time. I *lost* weight at Boston Market. ----BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-91720403433049728422008-07-29T11:00:00.000-07:002008-07-29T11:00:00.000-07:00I bet if you step outside this afternoon, you'll b...I bet if you step outside this afternoon, you'll be able to smell a Boston Market even from far away. And that goes double for the Colonel.mark wallacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047292022080114501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-78115001447382311632008-07-29T10:58:00.000-07:002008-07-29T10:58:00.000-07:00Making Odor Right -- that's our competitive edge, ...Making Odor Right -- that's our competitive edge, these days, yes? <BR/><BR/>Ah, the chicken waftings, oh ho ho ho, the chicken waftings. Bring it!<BR/><BR/>----BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-41897635081843096372008-07-29T10:04:00.000-07:002008-07-29T10:04:00.000-07:00McCain Unable -- what, me worry??McCain Unable -- what, me worry??RITAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03903686902889067801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-66126175504086565732008-07-29T10:02:00.000-07:002008-07-29T10:02:00.000-07:00Some sau-sage advice, here: Do the Rite thing w/ n...Some sau-sage advice, here: Do the Rite thing w/ new Rite Guard McBag o' Bugers scent -- the ladies will love it, and the pledged delegates will, too! Available, now, in retro-style aerosol spray cans at a Wal-Mart or Walgreens near you --M. C. Zitohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11213362485279398311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-49285815419760844612008-07-29T09:30:00.000-07:002008-07-29T09:30:00.000-07:00Cool and cloudy here this morning, with a nice bre...Cool and cloudy here this morning, with a nice breeze that'll blow the stink away, and the sun expected for my afternoon lounge at the beach. You should come out here some time. Plenty of places to eat first rate chicken.mark wallacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047292022080114501noreply@blogger.com