tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post3236762597475721125..comments2024-02-24T20:32:17.132-08:00Comments on BLOOD AND GUTSTEIN: OrnithologyDAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-17391716538169527012007-11-05T05:53:00.000-08:002007-11-05T05:53:00.000-08:00I cannot believe I am participating in this warped...I cannot believe I am participating in this warped conversation, but I have heard it from a friend who heard it from a participant that fornication with watermelons is alive and well in a small town not far from Atlanta.<BR/><BR/>Commentary aside, this was an inspired post, Dan.<BR/>I just discovered the blog of "unnecessary" "quotes," which you should check out. It's really funny.<BR/><BR/>MarcelaMarcela Sulakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06232403389788282812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-26919226151143074732007-11-02T05:27:00.000-07:002007-11-02T05:27:00.000-07:00i feel like saying "mantaloupe" with the "ou" -- r...i feel like saying "mantaloupe" with the "ou" -- right? <BR/><BR/>i have not heard of many successful unions between man and melon (even in the perverse sense of the word) but i have heard of man fornicating with birthday cake.<BR/><BR/>were the melon a birthday melon or a birthday citrus or a birthday, uh, guava, or something, then, well, maybe we'd have something. <BR/><BR/>BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-31889233368325206372007-11-01T22:15:00.000-07:002007-11-01T22:15:00.000-07:00Actually, a "mantalope" is defined by urban mythol...Actually, a "mantalope" is defined by urban mythologists as: "The final results of intimate relations between a man and a microwaved cantalope." <BR/><BR/>I wish I were making that up. <BR/><BR/>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mantalopeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-80806634825049465742007-11-01T22:10:00.001-07:002007-11-01T22:10:00.001-07:00Haha and "candrel" is just as good, in my opinion....Haha and "candrel" is just as good, in my opinion...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-16025346338512501332007-11-01T22:10:00.000-07:002007-11-01T22:10:00.000-07:00Yeah, but I believe "mantalope" is a real ("real")...Yeah, but I believe "mantalope" is a real ("real") one...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-38431553837115805032007-10-30T10:43:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:43:00.000-07:00...candrel...manta...(i'm making it up, now)...ma.......candrel...manta...(i'm making it up, now)...ma... BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-23784060592659260692007-10-30T10:32:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:32:00.000-07:00...panta...ran...randspan......panta...ran...randspan...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-28687072872447431212007-10-30T10:22:00.000-07:002007-10-30T10:22:00.000-07:00Just about every bird has a fake attack: Lester Yo...Just about every bird has a fake attack: Lester Young, catbird, etc. I have been the recipient, I might add, of a mockingbird *real* attack. BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-23639821161815520362007-10-30T09:59:00.000-07:002007-10-30T09:59:00.000-07:00Yes. But can the catbird fake attack?Yes. But can the catbird fake attack?M. C. Zitohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11213362485279398311noreply@blogger.com