tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post6956830169167252678..comments2024-02-24T20:32:17.132-08:00Comments on BLOOD AND GUTSTEIN: TAKEOUT BAKEOUT.DAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-41379988570234337942009-05-16T12:37:00.000-07:002009-05-16T12:37:00.000-07:00Ah, it was a survey. You always serve a Mime soda ...Ah, it was a survey. You always serve a Mime soda with Fatty Kuts. <br /><br />If someone takes your vitals, don't let them take your vittles, makes sure you get them vitals back.<br /><br />------------------BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-10020619931326518842009-05-16T06:46:00.000-07:002009-05-16T06:46:00.000-07:00Fatty Kuts, I'm with you in Rosslyn. Isn't that in...Fatty Kuts, I'm with you in Rosslyn. Isn't that in a famous poem?<br /><br />Still, a good gin and tonic is improved with a Slice of Mime.mark wallacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047292022080114501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-39405162347807324852009-05-16T05:30:00.000-07:002009-05-16T05:30:00.000-07:00One minute you're a Juggler the next minute you're...One minute you're a Juggler the next minute you're a Mime. There is no worse outcome -- than being a Mime -- since the Mime imitates Fatty Kuts. You look at the mime, you get Fatty Kuts. The Mime looks at himself, he gets Fatty Kuts. It's a cul de sac, a dead end, a train constantly headed toward Rosslyn. Being a Mime is our punishment in hell, if we're not careful. The Mimes is Gross. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-68831707646484111112009-05-15T20:37:00.000-07:002009-05-15T20:37:00.000-07:00I always go for the Juggler and rip it out. And I ...I always go for the Juggler and rip it out. And I don't mean Jugular. Necks are sacred, but people twirling Balls of Salt, no. Twirling Balls is Fatty Sugars.mark wallacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047292022080114501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-33475503854595719542009-05-15T18:14:00.000-07:002009-05-15T18:14:00.000-07:00Man, you speakin' in tongues, man. You sayin' two,...Man, you speakin' in tongues, man. You sayin' two, three things at once. Like a juggler, man, like a juggler. You sayin' this and you sayin' that. Ain't nobody ever said none of that before. Nobody. Man, you speakin' in tongues, man. -------------BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-78770849439982711632009-05-15T17:56:00.000-07:002009-05-15T17:56:00.000-07:00Ain't nothing opaque about that. Salt, however, is...Ain't nothing opaque about that. Salt, however, is opaque. Can't see through Salt for the Salt On The Other Side.mark wallacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047292022080114501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-8575061501061791542009-05-15T11:36:00.000-07:002009-05-15T11:36:00.000-07:00SQUID PRO QUOTA!
That's the next blog title. Jeeb...SQUID PRO QUOTA!<br /><br />That's the next blog title. Jeebus.<br /><br />Calamari is Salt. Agreed. Salt is, not exclusively, squid. Salt can be squid just the same way that the Swede chops This and the Swede chops That. Salt can also be smelts, uglyfish, and bird shriek. So, you know, it can also be America, but America is "The Stairs Is Gross." <br /><br />--BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-33517892051536731162009-05-15T11:27:00.000-07:002009-05-15T11:27:00.000-07:00Fried Squid is Salt, and Tri-Polar is a Pillar of ...Fried Squid is Salt, and Tri-Polar is a Pillar of Salt. Three pillars, if you want to get all technical.mark wallacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047292022080114501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-69522718489769122922009-05-15T09:54:00.000-07:002009-05-15T09:54:00.000-07:00America is Calamari, no? We are fried squid, we ar...America is Calamari, no? We are fried squid, we are quid pro quota, we are Tri-polar. -----------------------BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-77993241151587809452009-05-15T08:41:00.000-07:002009-05-15T08:41:00.000-07:00Is this all a Trick Question?Is this all a Trick Question?mark wallacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047292022080114501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-77203620130840979102009-05-15T06:22:00.000-07:002009-05-15T06:22:00.000-07:00His company ain't matchin' his 401k. That's what ...His company ain't matchin' his 401k. That's what it is --M. C. Zitohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11213362485279398311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-39575214328891183532009-05-14T19:02:00.000-07:002009-05-14T19:02:00.000-07:00It's a little blue mouse. He once came out, set of...It's a little blue mouse. He once came out, set off the trap, which threw peanut butter into the air. I had just cut on the lights. I swear to god -- he watched the peanut butter go up into the air, watched it arc, watched it splat on the floor. Then he ran, little blue mouse, under the stove. These are the times that try little blue mouse souls. ----------BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-34285260473805125042009-05-14T17:58:00.000-07:002009-05-14T17:58:00.000-07:00Mouse Genius --Mouse Genius --M. C. Zitohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11213362485279398311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-30027578071470179712009-05-14T16:21:00.000-07:002009-05-14T16:21:00.000-07:00My mouse. Or, he's not my mouse, but the mouse und...My mouse. Or, he's not my mouse, but the mouse under the stove. He comes out every so often and eats the peanut butter off the claptrap. *He* eats the happy meal in my house. ---------BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-4356687158725047802009-05-14T14:18:00.000-07:002009-05-14T14:18:00.000-07:00Who eats a Happy Meal in your house?Who eats a Happy Meal in your house?M. C. Zitohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11213362485279398311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-78466810894192005322009-05-14T07:12:00.000-07:002009-05-14T07:12:00.000-07:00America is McDonald's and McD's is Sugar, so Ameri...America is McDonald's and McD's is Sugar, so America is Sugar, except that it is not Sugar in the Raw, as was Adam to Eve, but refined Fatty Sugars, so America is not the Saying Yes, which would be interesting, but instead America is Fatty Sugars. -----BADAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11440571794661801261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5371137905089559599.post-27386021240538969462009-05-13T12:40:00.000-07:002009-05-13T12:40:00.000-07:00America is Salt. Which is why Everything is a Burg...America is Salt. Which is why Everything is a Burger. Because a Burger is Salt.<br /><br />Yep.<br /><br />I'm saying nope to it.mark wallacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047292022080114501noreply@blogger.com