BLOOD AND GUTSTEIN

Chicago. Electric. Indivisible. Numbers are said to be Prime if divisible only by themselves and by the number 1. For example: 29. Both 29 ...

An avant garde mutton on the hillock. (Be afraid.) There may be no greater Demographics than Stoic Muttons. Notice how they always stand to...

"Shaw-loam! There a Mickey Dee's nearby?" I'm sick and tired of people claiming to be members of The Lost Tribe of Israel...

"Well, then I want total brisket!" There are more obese cats named Pythagoras now than at any other time in History. These cats ar...

"I said flap flap shorty." As a kid, I always thought that Botulism meant a clinically significant pattern of flubbing -- or ...

Risk of sedan falling over airplane tail onto grimace? Ever notice the growth industry in Abraham Lincoln Revisionism? You can even invest ...

We ain't talkin' cereal. "The Apple Jack" was a jump blues recorded by bandleader Joe Morris, featuring Johnny Griffin on ...