BLOOD AND GUTSTEIN

I guess the closet is full. The floundering economy has necessitated cutbacks that, already, have taken the dignity away from Great America...

All Ye Who Enter Shall Leave Changed . . . Personally. The difference between "lion" and "loin" can be a lousy diph-tho...

Qu’est-ce que c’est loosy goosy ? Proust is not a verb, he Prousts, he Prousted, they Proust. One cannot say, "She attempted to Proust...

When Creme Is Not Enough The new defibrillators restart the heart and uncover the lies, as well. You can't expect to suffer a heart mal...

To Overestimate the Saw. To Underestimate the Emergency. Awful can be Awe Full while Offal is a Circuit, as in a Troupe of Performers from ...

11. Thou shalt not blame thine Economy for all thy Failures. When the Deer Tick bit the Heretic in the Arctic, it was the Deer Tick that su...

"Darn deez doodles!" An Appointment can be a Disappointment whereas an Ointment can salve a Disappointment, which may, in fact, r...