BLOOD AND GUTSTEIN

Le Chat Qui Peep! Funny how we know just where to assemble, each morning, for the goodbye kiss. People, people, and dessicated animals. The...

The lesser-known Trojan Elk After Me, there will be a flood -- of delusion. The Trojan Elk will empty out at 3:20 p.m. in the past, underne...

O, Seduction, Thy Poultry Is Sizzling! What would Freud say about a drumstick-wielding Colonel? Is a Freudian Slip a kind of sheer night-we...

How a ménage à trois always ends It is that -- brief -- time of the year when a lover will don the sweater vest, or a seaman's cap. We...

Get some spellcheck on that tag, yo Will that be Oral Vulgarity or Written Vulgarity? Inside the safe you'll find the condiment bar, and...

Tusk, Tusk, Tusk, a Shame Lo, the teenage elephant charges down from the Now 'n' Laters wearing Speed Stick Must. Maybe he shrieks ...

That does not explain everything . Everything "ette". Vinegar + "ette" and incarceration + "ette" and Dei...