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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

THE PROBLEM WITH SAYING DAVID VERSUS GOLIATH EVERY TIME AN UNDERDOG SITUATION ARISES.

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David et Goliath? Why? Wuz he hongry? Because, in the bible, duh !, David always wins. There is no other David v. Goliath. It wasn’...
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Tuesday, May 21, 2013

WHAT THE JET ENGINE INDUSTRY DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT FROZEN CHICKENS (PART 1 OF 2).

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"Feathiz." Ruth & Marty discuss jet engine testing, frozen chickens, feathers (sic), luggage, and avocados. Please t...

WHAT THE JET ENGINE INDUSTRY DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT FROZEN CHICKENS (PART 2 OF 2).

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"Rotiz." Ruth & Marty discuss nightingales, frozen chickens, rotors (sic), whippoorwills, and bird cams. Please take a ...
Tuesday, May 14, 2013

STATE OF THE HOOKUP.

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It's easy to get hooked on a Hookup. Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for coming, I am the Spokesperson for The Hooku...

APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP IN THE AVANT GARDE.

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Please complete in Quadruplicate 1. Do you publicly admonish The Establishment—uttering such phrases as ‘Yeah, right!’ or ‘Up y...
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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

INTERVIEW WITH A GANG MEMBER WHO TAGGED THE GOJO DISPENSER IN THE MEN’S LAVATORY.

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They were dissing our soap, man! That’s where we prevent translation that’s where we tantalize our hands! Beholden that pink liquid ...
Monday, April 29, 2013

INTERVIEW WITH A NUDIST WHO HAS NEVER BEEN UNDRESSED BY ANYBODY'S EYES.

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I waited for the bus so long—my transfer expired. When the bus finally arrived a radicalized youth chucked a rock at it (clank!) ...