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Thursday, August 17, 2017

ESSAY AFTER ANOTHER EPISODE OF ANGRY PREJUDICE.

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Some people read poems about spending a lot of time in graveyards. They don’t hate these poems. “Ooh!” they say. “I hate spending a l...
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Sunday, July 23, 2017

CULTURAL AFFAIRS WEEK NO. 4: “ÉTUDES, BRUTE?”

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Julius Caesar suspects Brutus of practicing compositions on the piano. “I heard music,” the strongman alleg es. “ Études , Brute?” If o...
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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

CULTURAL AFFAIRS WEEK NO. 3: NOVELTY GOVERNMENT U.S.A.

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If only Novelty Government U.S.A. would “heart.” If only it would spray-paint. Then it could spell “i ♥ melody” in a fuzzy charcoa...
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Thursday, July 13, 2017

CULTURAL AFFAIRS WEEK NO. 2: LIST OF ACTIVE CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

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When we run out of liquid assets (and we will run out of beer ) perhaps our bankers will lend a hand, lend an ear, you know, a personal...
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Monday, July 10, 2017

CULTURAL AFFAIRS WEEK NO. 1: EXPLAINING MY CRUSH ON AĻONA OSTAPENKO.

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The winning moment at Roland Garros. Bedlam! When unseeded and relatively unknown Aļona Ostapenko (more commonly known as Jelena O...
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Sunday, June 25, 2017

RICHIE MAYO AND THE PARAMOURS GRIND US INTO THE GROUND FROM SIXTY YEARS AGO WITH THEIR SHAKER MASTERPIECE, “CRAWLIN’ (THE CRAWL)”

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1. We know very little about this song and its musicians. 2. Likely personnel include: Richie Mayo (bass), Frank Perry (guitar), Mel...
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LIST OF REJECTED CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

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If it’s feasible, then it can be stored in the freezer. If it’s dirigible, then it can be mourned by a dirge. Too many dirges, however,...
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