INTERVIEW WITH THE REHAB PATIENT OF THE MONTH.

Who has a ‘nocturnal emission’

while lying on his back?—Sensational!—

I must’ve been dreaming of Substance

or plentiful heap of Substance b/c

no humpy the mattress no pillow humpy

oh, why this affliction couldn’t be part-time

then, you know, I could ride the ‘Hobby Horse’—

“sike!” I always add for my “psych”

b/c she gets a little too philo-physical but

I thank her for my mug shot on the bulletin board

lotsa little honeys giving me the ol’ over-shoulder—

bless the Pharaohs when it comes to rubbers

I tell the honeys “I’m a Ramses man

b/c I don’t want you—to become a Mummy!”

[NaPoWriMo Sonnet #24.]