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Tuesday, February 11, 2014

RING OF FIRE.



Cast:
Dan Gutstein as Himself

Alternate Title:
"Ring of Fiiiiiire"
(Shot on location at the Black Squirrel, D.C.)

Running Time:
25 Seconds

Parents Are Strongly Cautioned:
Contains one (tiny) "F-Bomb"

Advance Praise:
"After Hours as never before!" --Cinema Swill
"Gutstein's deft handling delights!" --Film Flask
"Five pint glasses! Must see!" --Movie Mug

Thanks to:
Amy
Morgan
Stout beer
Porter beer
Stout beer

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4 comments:

  1. tpwFebruary 11, 2014 at 8:46 AM

    All right, Mr. DeMille, he's ready for his close-up

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  2. DAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINFebruary 11, 2014 at 8:54 AM

    Not just that, but I'm ready for my Soliloquy, my Sotto Voce, my Aside, my Exeunt w/ Flourish, my Hamming It Up, my Smoldering Stare, and my Larger Than Life Appearance, but mostly, and always, I'm ready for my Stout.

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  3. hthrFebruary 21, 2014 at 7:28 PM

    Hard to say whether the artiste meant to evoke Anita Carter or Frank Zappa. Nevertheless, after a brace of imperials, one might begin to hear the Man in Black's "Mexican horns," there, at the end of all things lucid.

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  4. DAN / DANIEL GUTSTEINFebruary 22, 2014 at 5:54 AM

    Now "I Love Lucid" is a show I would've watched w/ great uh-plum and this ditty (said ring of fiiiiiiire) coulda been its theme song. If one loves lucid then one loves something "fleet" at best -- these days -- or perhaps lucid is the grin after the stout (said brace of imperials). My new religion calls for the beginning of sabbath at the appearance of three stouts at dusk. Everything else is . . . The Human Condition.

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