INTERVIEW WITH A DRAMA QUEEN AT DAIRY QUEEN.

My name’s Michelle E-chelle & I’m here to say

you gotta do things the E-chelle way! Girl,

he texted me “U @ DQ” & I’m like “obvi” but

it autocorrected to “oboe Viagra.” Scume?

Don’t be shortin’ the line! I know you ain’t orderin’

the last dilly bar! My name’s Michelle E-chelle &

I’m here to say: Girl! He texted me “8 @ BK”

do I care? I’m like “whatevs” but it autocorrected to

“whopper butt” cause I enter whopper butt daily.

Hourly! His butt’s so big he got an East Cheek &

a West Cheek. There goes my “humph” ringtone,

da boo boo! I think he loves IHOP more than me.

Scume? Can I get a dilly bar & a parfait?

Hey girl: you gotta do things the E-chelle way!

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