Starring:
Rod Smith
Director:
Dan Gutstein
Running Time:
5 seconds
Rating:
S for Stout.
Advance Praise:
"Classic noir. (We mean, the color of the beer.)"
--Rolling Stoner
"Concise dialogue. Right to the point. (Of no return.)"
--The Atlantic (Ocean)
"A morality tale for the ages. Just what ages? What tale? What morality?"
--GQ & A
No subtitles?
ReplyDeleteWe have the following:
ReplyDeleteSubmarine sandwiches.
Subpar government.
Subpoena adult film.
(w/ Subtitles in Esperanto.)
That's the extent of our substitutes at the moment.
ba
Now you need to make the documentary, THE MAKING OF 'FILM MAKING 101'
ReplyDeleteShould run roughly 27 seconds to cover all the bases.
Right. And it will require about two days of filming. Never mind the spiritual drumming exercises!
ReplyDelete--ba