INTERVIEW WITH A PENSIONER WHO SUFFERS FROM CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME.

Re: The Caper: No, I was not the one who

heaved the breaded fish platter (The Diversion)

amid the Society of Beatific Smilers

but the one who Stole Into the room marked

“Authorized Personal Only” (sic) &

ransacked noisily w/ Brief Window of Opportunity

that’d frighten anybody but he steeped in

The Caper Lifestyle: Vitamin D Compliments

Cucumber Eyepatches & Slappy Overgarments: No,

don’t think of China if China isn’t thinking of you &

your syndromes, like, the one where you ride

w/ a group of ouchy-wrist sufferers underground—

a veritable Carpool Tunnel Syndrome & why

does pain tunnel but to avoid its own shame.

[NaPoWriMo Sonnet #12.]