INTERVIEW WITH THE RECIPIENT OF A WET WILLIE.

I like things that squeak—

chicken on the spit, for ex. or

a faulty sneaker or a weeble wobble

kind of chippie—i.e., external &

what about a Product to remedy

the arrival of an unwelcome finger

such as a Groucho nose & spectacles

(never mind cigar chopper) tho

how to remedy unwanted moisture

eh? as if Aveeno would team up w/

Beano & we’d get Abeano—

a crème that’d mitigate the funk

of a dire squeak (hmmm) but

until that day: Vigilance!

[NaPoWriMo Sonnet #13.]