INTERVIEW WITH THE LEAD SOFTWARE DESIGNER FOR MICROSOFT EXODUS SIMULATOR.

User complaints guh-lore. First, it was Pharaoh.

“He’s too postmodern” etc. so we made him—her.

More than that: Cleopatra. Moses got a problem?

See Cleopatra. God needs to harden a heart: Cleo P.

(She’s so hot. Most of the Israelites prefer bondage

to freedom.) Other complaints: “Too Stone Age.”

“The manna sucks.” The plagues are borrr-ing.”

So we set the 2.0 Simulator where? In Newark, NJ.

You can select Chris Christie avatar if you prefer

a more realistic Pharaoh experience. There’s traffic.

(That’s a plague.) Guide the tribe to Port Authority

& receive bialy-drop. Our biblical series continues w/

failed politician simulator (Dude-O-Romney) &

high-priest urban swearing simulator: Leviticuss.

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