A(NOTHER) CONVERSATION WITH RIGHT-WING ALEXA.

          —Right-Wing Alexa?

          —Yes, Rusty?

          —Is ‘quid pro quo’ a Democrat term?

          —Of course. Democrats from all eras of human history have used it.

          —Against who?

          —The Ukraine.

          —You mean Democrats from:

          —Mesopotamia, Babylonia, Assyria….

          —That was before Joe Biden!

          —That was before America, Rusty.

          —Hey, Right-Wing Alexa?

          —Here, Rusty.

          —How many hits has my online dating profile received?

          —Your profile has received three hits.

          —Today?

          —One hit today.

          —And who is the lucky lady?

          —Squidmark6969 from Newark.

          —Cancel online dating profile! Immediately!

          —Rodger Dodger.

          —Oh, Rusty.

          —Yes, Right-Wing Alexa?

          —I have a bill here from the “A Is For Boof-A Buffet.”

          —[…]

          —They’re billing you for 24 consecutive sticky rices.

          —[…]

          —Plus something they refer to as the “Barricade Incident.”

          —[…]

­          —Rusty!
          —Please pay the bill! 

          —Yo! Right-Wing Alexa!

          —Yo! Howdy from the Yellowhammer State!

          —Huh? Who is this?  

          —You’ve reached the Right-Wing Alabama Weather Forecast.

          —Where’s Right-Wing Alexa?

          —I don’t know. We’re closed. Expecting a hurricane.

          —Really? Is it windy and rainy there?

          —No, it’s a beautiful day outside.

          —Oh, so the storm is on the way.

          —No, it’s not. But someday a storm will come. In the meantime, we’re making weather forecasts great again!

          —Right Wing Alexa?

          —Yes, Sir?

          —What does “Okay Boomer” mean?

          —It only means something if you allow it to mean something.

          —Does it threaten our way of life?

          —It could, if allowed to go unchecked.

          —What are you saying?

          —Imagine trying to order a McChicken but instead, having to order:

          —Yeah?

          —Donald Duck a l’Orange Julius Caesar Salad!

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