Thursday, June 4, 2009

WHEN HARRY MET HARPO.

Truman Appoints His Secretary of Strings, Horns & Whistles


Do you have a lot of dust in your apartment? Because what dust is -- it's human skin. So what you really have is lots of human skin in your apartment. "I have just eaten an exhibition of paintings," said the Bohemian glutton, artfully. Get it? There is no such thing as "art" anyhow. Claiming otherwise is just an Insanity Pretense. The goslings resemble rabbits and the mimic thrasher nips the crow in the pooper. Why do you have so much human skin in your apartment? When I say "apart/ment" I do not imply that you suffer from irreparable separation. "C'mon, let's get this procedure over with," the sick man said, impatiently. Get it? There is a fine line between Rapture and Rupture, although the latter can follow from an experience with the former. Nobody hails from that venerable American town, Vaudeville, anymore, our presidents no longer seek wise counsel from yonder, and nobody, in recent memory, has been caught holding the mute's leg, a tragedy.

19 comments:

sausages said...

Was the Man Eating Squid the opening act for the Bearded Lady? The world wonders ...

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

First, you need a Bearded Lady Eating Squid, before you can get started with all that. ------------------------BA

sausages said...

Cue the Bearded Lady Eating Squid -- we sure can use 'em, right about now...

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

"Cue the pilgrims." --------------------------------------------------------------------BA

sausages said...

Cue the Samoan Bearded Lady Eating Squid Pilgrims --

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Don't be getting all like that on the 19th, man. ----------------------------------------BA

sausages said...

Let's see what's available in the way of Oranjeboom tallboys and Rice Kripies -- then we'll see how I get...

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Rice Krispies in a canister with milk -- these days we can't be bothered to add milk, ourselves. Eh? --------------------------------------------------------BA

mark wallace said...

Leave y'all alone for even a few days and it gets all Squid-Tentacle Souffle in the Rice Krispies with Milk from a Canister around here.

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

He who spends too much time focused on tentacle is a sucker. Gran'daddy always used to say.

More and more tentacle washing ashore every day, though. Caught the eye of Al Gore apparently.

There is still that same tentacle at Thai Chef, uneaten, raw, in the sushi prep station. It is Nastay!

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mark wallace said...

You just a wrote a poem there, seems to me. First of a group: Great Tentacle (A Series).

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Tent plus pinnacle = the nipple of the octopus. A man squeezes a woman's nipple. Only among humans. Do you think an octopus would stand for that crap? Man, if you pinch an octopus nipple you will be in world of suction. --------------------BA

sausages said...

You make a tentacle of yourself --

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

"They got Chahley -- and his tentacle." --------------------------------------BA

sausages said...

"Warren Sapp got ten tackles in this game."

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

A tired Octopus is a Spentacle.

------------------------------BA

sausages said...

"The writiz -- they coulda cawled it anything else, heh heh ..."

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Theah wuz a charactih theah, cawled Tentacle. The writiz coulda cawled that charactih anything they wawnted, but they cawled him Tentacle. BA

Mira said...

Tee hee. Mira