Wednesday, June 9, 2010

BE MERRY. GO ROUND. BEWARE.

Somebody smelt a gas!


If a man says, "Am I wrong?" -- he's wrong. If a man says, "Am I right?" -- he's bullying. As a result, nobody is ever correct, and the economy can be found out back, under a few mossy rocks, where slugs suffer their blind, miserable lives. Religion says, "Stand up." Religion says, "Sit down." Sit down. And you're out :: of work. Did the Crooner becroon the crony? Did the Crooner becroon the crone? "Be merry," he sang, "go round. Go round," he sang, "beware." "Warfare," says the Commander, "is all about imposing Your will on the Other." Or is that love-making? Either way, it's becoming a world of spinning around and going, "HAH!", only nothing -- nobody -- is ever there: Am I Right?

6 comments:

sausages said...

Whoa, BAG! Take it easy...

We spend the first 2 years telling our kids to stand up and talk. We spend the next 20 telling 'em to sit down and shut up.

The last of all the BAGs, fare thee well...

RITA said...

I owe more tears to this blog than you shall see me pay...

DAN / DANIEL GUTSTEIN said...

Sausages :: RITA :: This may not be the last.

As for BAG! Take it easy ...... Pop off, buddy.

BA

mark wallace said...

I waited all day for somebody to show up, but nobody ever did. So I went out and bought an even bigger cable package.

DAN / DANIEL GUTSTEIN said...

True story. Guy goes to the Big City with his mama on vacation. It rains and rains. They have a bunch of bananers. The mother says, to the son, sometimes life comes in bunches, like bananers. They go home, but in a way, the boy never goes home. A friend remarks, I don't think that boy ever came back from vacation. Indeed.


------------------------------BA

Anonymous said...

this is one crummy summer. gina