Sunday, January 3, 2016

TOPICAL PARADISE.

video


Starring:
My Pop. . . . as himself

Director:
Dan Gutstein

Running Time:
0:30

Advance Praise:
“A Common Sense cocktail of ointments.” —Thomas Paine Relief
“A whale of a numbing combination.” —Freeze Willie
“FYI.” —For Your Inflammation

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this post is part of a double issue. also see: TEACHING THE CAN(N)ON.


2 comments:

Asikram said...

Roooooootttttthhhhhhh, I have slipped on the Icy Freeze, and I stepped on the Crack Creme!!!!!!!!!!!! Briiiinnnnnnnnnggggggg thuh brocccccccooooooollllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

DAN / DANIEL GUTSTEIN said...

Hi Markisa / Asikram:

Apply the crack creme to the broccoli! (Where it's been sevvid!") Apply the Icy Freeze to the chicken according to rabbinical law! Bring the nut clustiz! Avoid the rice cakes! Bring the ghirardelli! Bring the kipper snacks! The kippiz! Bring the kippiz! S.B.F.! A.T.B.! C.C.C.! C.C.C.P.! Oy. Bring the supplements. Bring the fish oil. The omega threeeeeeez.

BA