Friday, July 3, 2009

NOW PLAYING.

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Tonight, on Extreme Weapons Amnesty -- "The potato gun discharges into the sergeant's left buttock, leaving forty-nine potatoes in the magazine." Tonight, on Extreme Throwing Crap -- "A green apple is thrown into a YMCA snack bar by a 15 year-old boy, causing the manager, a high school hall monitor, to squirt ketchup all over his beard." Tonight, on Extreme Third Nipple -- "A fringe religious leader explains that the sabbath cannot begin until the third nipple has been revealed." Tonight, on Extreme Army Trapped on an Isthmus -- "The Vikings slay some and levy higher taxes on others." Tonight, on Extreme Weapons Amnesty: Michigan -- "A pickup truck arrives at the checkpoint with a gatling gun and numchucks." Tonight, on Extreme Pregnant Pause -- "A newlywed couple discovers a flaming bowel movement on the front stoop of their historic duplex." Tonight, on Extreme Are You Jewish? -- "The season finale; a winner is declared; the pawnshop business is awarded; Laren Bacall is remembered." Tonight, on Extreme Quincy Reruns: "Fujiyama jumps out of a closet; Quincy solves the case; Lauren Bacall is remembered." Tonight, on Extreme Probing -- "George Stephanopoulos discusses Xbox 'George Stephanopoulos' game."

3 comments:

Dana said...

I should really watch more TV. Or less.

Dan / Daniel Gutstein said...

Dana! Where have you been? They said it was you. I said "That's Dana, baybee!" Then someone gave me a kiss. I dunno who. That's how you can tell real friends.

In terms of TV -- I mean, until they have a Blooper channel, I'm keeping my distance.

Seriously, though -- hope all's well with you.

-------------BA/DG

Anonymous said...

Sorry iv'e been on hiatus in azirona. This is DOPEY. As in I like it Gina