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George Stephanopoulos with purple two pound weights versus Yahweh with double helix in lavatory. Coming soon: "Senior Advisor Xbox 360 -- Second Term." Got joystick? Then you, too, can manipulate little avatar Stephanopoulos as he jettisons himself from the administration. "I ditch this appointment, Mr. Prez, that made possible my career, in order to mutilate your legacy." George Stephanopoulos with mobile device versus heckler with obscene gesture in specialty doughnut shoppe. Work them little two pound weights, up Wisconsin, down Wisconsin, one of the President's men. Little avatar Stephanopoulos reports from the poof of talcum mishap. Little avatar reports from the gastropod. "Senior Advisor Xbox 360 -- Second Term" comes complete with Scratch 'n' Sniff ethnic aromas and ceremonial beanie. Yahweh with double helix versus heckler with obscene gesture in lavatory of specialty doughnut shoppe. George Stephanopoulos in patriotic cape and tights, with giant blue "A" on his chest. He sings: "ACUMEN!" Faster than a speeding filibuster (!) -- More powerful than a poontang scandal (!) -- Able to leap constitutional crises in a single resignation (!) -- "ACUMEN!"
George Stephanopoulos with purple two pound weights versus Yahweh with double helix in lavatory. Coming soon: "Senior Advisor Xbox 360 -- Second Term." Got joystick? Then you, too, can manipulate little avatar Stephanopoulos as he jettisons himself from the administration. "I ditch this appointment, Mr. Prez, that made possible my career, in order to mutilate your legacy." George Stephanopoulos with mobile device versus heckler with obscene gesture in specialty doughnut shoppe. Work them little two pound weights, up Wisconsin, down Wisconsin, one of the President's men. Little avatar Stephanopoulos reports from the poof of talcum mishap. Little avatar reports from the gastropod. "Senior Advisor Xbox 360 -- Second Term" comes complete with Scratch 'n' Sniff ethnic aromas and ceremonial beanie. Yahweh with double helix versus heckler with obscene gesture in lavatory of specialty doughnut shoppe. George Stephanopoulos in patriotic cape and tights, with giant blue "A" on his chest. He sings: "ACUMEN!" Faster than a speeding filibuster (!) -- More powerful than a poontang scandal (!) -- Able to leap constitutional crises in a single resignation (!) -- "ACUMEN!"
26 comments:
Not funny.
Geopoulos is, like, the same thing as "Envirosat" or "Enviropoulos" -- like Geo Metropolis Geopoulos, man, what is up with that?
Uh, I'm assuming you're not Shakapopoulos.
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What a SCROTUS --
All right. Will the real Geopoulos step forward? I still can't figure it out. World Opoulos?
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Like, hello Geopolos. Like, this is funnyt. I won't even attempt to spell this guy's name but DAVE says he's a putz. DAVE says that. I imagine him versus Yahweh in a lavatory witha two pound waits versus the double hjelix. This made my day. Seriously. I who am on hiatus in AGH!@ i can't type Ariznoa. Agh! GINA!
While she's out there raising Ariznoa, the world aweights GINA's take on *tentacle* --
--sausages
There is still a tentacle in the Thai Chef sushi area. It's been there for a couple years. The same tentacle. Well, I mean -- a chunk or a segment of it. You figure -- if you're a tentacled creature, you're pretty safe, all things considered, but then your tentacle winds up in the Thai Chef sushi area. Someone orders "tentacle" along with "California roll." It's not right. I tell you it's not right! ----------BA
Tee hee
Waiter -- there's a fly on my tentacle!
Tentacle is NOT innocuous, that's all I'll say. --------------BA
No, I am not Shakapopoulos. That's crazy. I am not G. Steph. but I'm sympathetic. Let's put it that way.
Whoa! Did you, like, just type that? G. Steph. sounds like an infection. Prescription: work them little two pound weights. --------------------------------------------------------BA
DAVE has them little two pound waits. Gina
DAVE with purple two pound waits versus Yahweh with atom bomb in lavatory?
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It's the battle of the sweater-vests!
--sausages
It is not an infection! Fine. George Stephanopoulos. I said it. Your fault.
Dude: Who ARE you? Will the REAL Geopoulos step forward? What is your ill, your ilk, your idle setting, pally? Huzzah.
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I admit that I have no responsibility for any of this.
I mean, saying "Geopoulos" is like admitting that urban sprawl is impossible to contain and that the world will return to The City State -- in a way that will never, ever be undone.
I would be grateful for the true Geopoulos to step forward. The current Geopoulos is a venison.
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George Stephanoctopoussy?
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Okay. What do you want? I give you funny, this is funny. I was wrong.
Global Positioning Opoulos?
BA
That is sooooo funny. Gina
Weird is what it is. Spooky. Elliptical.
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I saw your other blog. What do you have against politicians and former advisors? Is it all -- really? -- so crummy?
"MARCO!"
"GEOPOLOS!"
Ha Ha ah!!!!
Gina
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