Tuesday, February 11, 2014

RING OF FIRE.

video


Cast:
Dan Gutstein as Himself

Alternate Title:
"Ring of Fiiiiiire"
(Shot on location at the Black Squirrel, D.C.)

Running Time:
25 Seconds

Parents Are Strongly Cautioned:
Contains one (tiny) "F-Bomb"

Advance Praise:
"After Hours as never before!" --Cinema Swill
"Gutstein's deft handling delights!" --Film Flask
"Five pint glasses! Must see!" --Movie Mug

Thanks to:
Amy
Morgan
Stout beer
Porter beer
Stout beer

4 comments:

tpw said...

All right, Mr. DeMille, he's ready for his close-up

DAN / DANIEL GUTSTEIN said...

Not just that, but I'm ready for my Soliloquy, my Sotto Voce, my Aside, my Exeunt w/ Flourish, my Hamming It Up, my Smoldering Stare, and my Larger Than Life Appearance, but mostly, and always, I'm ready for my Stout.

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Heather Fuller said...

Hard to say whether the artiste meant to evoke Anita Carter or Frank Zappa. Nevertheless, after a brace of imperials, one might begin to hear the Man in Black's "Mexican horns," there, at the end of all things lucid.

DAN / DANIEL GUTSTEIN said...

Now "I Love Lucid" is a show I would've watched w/ great uh-plum and this ditty (said ring of fiiiiiiire) coulda been its theme song. If one loves lucid then one loves something "fleet" at best -- these days -- or perhaps lucid is the grin after the stout (said brace of imperials). My new religion calls for the beginning of sabbath at the appearance of three stouts at dusk. Everything else is . . . The Human Condition.