How to catch a Dorkfish
All right, People, the housing market ain't so bad that domiciles are cheaper than clothing. Before you start dressing in building materials, consider the fact that the snake will bite you just for looking like an idiot. "I wouldn't of [sic] bit that guy, had he not gone as a chimney. Chimney makes me feel MEAN." Thus sayeth the serpent. Was it Caesar who said "Venom, Vidi, Vici?" Or was it that dude, Seizure, instead, Julius Seizure? Either way -- consider the Message. Were you not Ridiculous, you would be unscathed. The minute you made yourself Ridiculous -- and let's talk about that minute, yes? Some say that Ridiculous is genetic but I say, You were not born Ridiculous. One minute fine, the next minute you've got the serpent coiling around your ankles. And for what, a bite of commonplace fish from a commonplace tributary? The bear -- we should note -- catches the fish without a rod and reel, without leggings, in fact, without clothing of any kind, and you're not going within one mile of that bear, am I right, Danger?
All right, People, the housing market ain't so bad that domiciles are cheaper than clothing. Before you start dressing in building materials, consider the fact that the snake will bite you just for looking like an idiot. "I wouldn't of [sic] bit that guy, had he not gone as a chimney. Chimney makes me feel MEAN." Thus sayeth the serpent. Was it Caesar who said "Venom, Vidi, Vici?" Or was it that dude, Seizure, instead, Julius Seizure? Either way -- consider the Message. Were you not Ridiculous, you would be unscathed. The minute you made yourself Ridiculous -- and let's talk about that minute, yes? Some say that Ridiculous is genetic but I say, You were not born Ridiculous. One minute fine, the next minute you've got the serpent coiling around your ankles. And for what, a bite of commonplace fish from a commonplace tributary? The bear -- we should note -- catches the fish without a rod and reel, without leggings, in fact, without clothing of any kind, and you're not going within one mile of that bear, am I right, Danger?
13 comments:
Ridiculous is tapered jeans. With denim coiling around your ankles.
HA!
Chimney. Whaddya tawkin', chimney? Come awhn, guys. Chimney. I know what you'ze guys is tawkin' about.
Yeah, guys. Theahz at least a two chimney minimum to most houses, these days. Whattya tawkin?
Come awhn, guys. You know me. I knowze all about chimneys already.
Whattya tawkin 'specialty chimneys?' Come awn, guys. You don't need fancy chimneys.
Step away... from... the chimney...
Chimneyz iz gross. So iz jeans w. elastic waistbands...
Wonder what GINA's "Dave" is wearing these days...
Step... away... from... the chimney...
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/jellyfish-tossing-helps-land-madeira-beach-man-in-jail/1034519
Long time no blog. Have you been working those two pound weights? You know -- I really still do take issue with your issue-taking. Why, O, Why?
Why? For all the Shakapopouli in the world. That's why. BA
O, I am slain!
It's back to mini-burgers for me:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/10/science/10fish.html?no_interstitial
Thus sayeth Polonius.
As for miniburgers -- I mean, buddy, your life is not over. Go out. Get thee to a miniburgers.
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