Tusk, Tusk, Tusk, a ShameLo, the teenage elephant charges down from the Now 'n' Laters wearing Speed Stick Must. Maybe he shrieks "YEAH-H-H" in the middle of nowhere because he Gotta. It is both inveterate and beyond the paleontology. Similary, the naming rights to the U.S. Gross Domestic Product have been sold, and we now, apparently, have the EconoLodge Economy, which is currently entering a double dip repression, owing to a shortage of ask less, Chaps. There is little difference, anymore, between breaking news and breaking wind. Bejewel your sea creature and call him a Bling Ray. Go ahead, chomp your Sweetmeats and ring your cowbell, champ, your Sweetheart ain't arriving any sooner. Should we be passing Immigration or Ingratiation Reform? How about a New Deal, instead? That is, a fresh hand of cards. Every person in this country should be given a little Duchy, or should that be a little Douchey? The prix fixe prefix is IN. So, I mean, trumpet around in a state of Gotta, and remember that Gotta is just Gotta until it's a boner fide Gotcha. In time, there won't be an Economy anymore, at all, or on the atoll, just the EconoLodge American Dream.
17 comments:
Does the Econolodge serve Honey Mustard in a Saucer?
There is an Incontinental Breakfast at the EconoLodge American Dream, and that comes with an Everything Burger, which is Honey Mustard in a Saucer-ette.
BA
That sounds tasty on a sweetmeat.
Sweetbreads, anyone?
-sausages
Sweetbreads, anyone?
-sausages
What, like, tennis anyone?
BA
What, like, tennis anyone?
BA
you guys
you guys
gina
gina
gina
now there's a band name for ya.
BA
When I think of sweetmeats I think of them little tenderloins, man. Not them big tenderloins, but them little ones. When I think of sweetmeats, I think of a burger that is all things to all people. A Burger for All Seasons.
BA
Gina & the Sweetmeats.
sausages
Agh! Every time I hear that word, I think of them little tenderloins. Very tender. Very loin. With them little loaves of bread!
BA
You know, there are very diligent people out there trying to improve the economy! You should be more patient. And forgiving.
Oh, wooops. What? Whos tring to fixt the e conomy? Not you. not DAVE. I came here with the express intent to say somnethint else but then saw your comment. (Geoplos)! UGH! gina
Gee, Opoulos, I taught I hoid a putty tat. I've got to side with Regina on this one. Ugh is, like, real polite.
BA
How come the economy went out but Honey Mustard stayed behind? And in a Saucer too damnit.
I had to sign in with the word 'disgut.' Who would want to be disgutted?
The EconoLodge American Dream no longer minces words. It doesn't remove, eviscerate, or hack. It disguts -- just in order for you to play along. BA
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