. . . down at the
pub!
You don’t ride the
bus, singular, but many buses, plural, that is, pluribus. So did many celebrities
before fame bestowed upon them elaborate ways of achieving arrival.
Out of many stars, you’ve got one, for example, like Sheila E Pluribus Unum, although
if the former Prince drummer rode highways today, it’d be more like
Sheila E Megabus Unum. On the other hand, a guy like Kenny G never rode the
bus, and his cheez-whiz career suffered when he collaborated with a Watergate
criminal, to form Kenny G Gordon Liddy. The befuddled saxophonist
attempted a string of subsequent collaborations, Kenny G-20 and Kenny Gmail, which
failed to scale the heights of the man’s “Smoothe Jazz Genius” (sic). Not all
collaborative works fail, however. Take the diet foods effort by a famous
singer/actress—J-Lo Cal—and the diet foods effort by a famous
ballplayer/ironman—Lo Cal Ripken—and their resulting collaboration, J-Lo Cal
Ripken. Or if the late great rapper, Eazy E, had ever been beamed over to
another planet, he’d have probably said, at some point, “Eazy E.T. phone home”,
while making an imaginary headset from his pinkie, knuckles, and thumb. You can’t
keep growing, in other Gen-X words, but you submerge, instead. If Uncle Sam
wants you down at the pub, then you register for the draught. Don’t mistake
florescent for day, don’t mistake epiphany for day, day can be inattentive,
after all, don’t mistake after all for Adderall. I, myself, seek the challenge of
a mass-gathering event. The kind where people stagger around with dark clouds
over their heads. Yeah, it’ll be a real Tough Mutter.
4 comments:
omnibus
omnibust, if you're a smuggler or a brassiere aficionado.
e omnibust unum, if you're a patriot + all the above.
or, i spoze, e omnibust putin, if you believe in the General Course of Events.
but i digress.
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Pax Domini sit semper vobiscum.
Et cum spiritu tuo.
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