I didn’t know that Moses led the Israelites through an Alaskan island chain or maybe that’s just a biblical Aleutian.
Donald Trump questions every opponent’s national origins (do you know about this?) through his “birther” methodology, and in particular, his campaign slogan, “Eat Big Birther’s Mussels!”
If a religious group slobbers at the mouth, then it might be a delegation from the Salivation Army.
Their band features a drummer, a trombonist, and a sympathizer, but yeah, they struck up a hot version of “Dust Mites Broom”.
The theatre had to slash its budget—so it cut some farce.
If you have difficulty expressing yourself, the doctor might administer one or several enigmas.
Too, the doctor might try to take your Lubriderm count as part of treating your ethereal disease, or he might attempt to cure your estranged muscle.
Meanwhile, you should work out with dumbbells, because you could grow quite ambiguous.
A cat has asinine lives.
Everyone caught the new virus—a petulance spread throughout the land.
Many African diplomats don’t know how to receive the embassies from their colleagues in Dakar, because their colleagues are sending mixed Senegals.
Join me in a hug, an ecstatic cling, that won’t let go, or conversely, if you can’t experience love by asking, you could always hire a destitute.
They shanked a guy named Herb in the penitentiary. It was Herbicide.
Hey: if it can be placed in the freezer, it’s feasible!
this post is part of a double issue. also see: KENNY G. DELIVERS THE OPPOSITION RESPONSE TO THE SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW.