If you want to submit an application to work at the spice factory, you have to visit Cumin Resources, you chives turkey.
Cold weather rarely affects Andalusia, but when it does,
they call it the Brr-Brr of Seville.
The lead singer of the forgettable pop band, Duran Duran,
has announced a joint venture with an iconic home cleanser. The new product,
Simon Le Bon Ami, will be sold in the music aisle (under “American Mafia to Amish Mafia”) and the housewares aisle,
under “Remove Crud.”
Charlton Heston vomited so many times on the set of a famous
Roman-era film, the production was almost renamed Ben-Hurl.
If you sit on your buttix [sic] all day long and write
several novels with critical reception of “fluffy”, you too can have Buns of
(Danielle) Steel.
“Intertextuality. Yeah we had that in the joint. When you
longed to have coitus with a fictional character—that was a case of
intertextuality. I was very comfortable with my intertextuality.”
“Hey Bro. Did the other Bros steal all the pasta from the
sorority house?” “Yeah Bro.” “So they carried out the Penne Raid?” “It was such
a Penne Raid!” “Cool Bro.” “You know it Bro.”
Von Bismarck has been kidnapped! It’s grand theft Otto!
Let’s say the most haughty rooster is the cock of the walk,
then it follows that the most haughty stir fry chef is the cook of the wok.
Fond of removing earwax at every opportunity, the former
Speaker of the House, Tip O’Neill, was known among colleagues as Q-Tip O’Neill,
as he often wielded the gavel and the cotton swabs with equal dedication.
You’ve had the sensation that you’ve seen the same
witchcraft before, so it’s likely that you experienced Déjà Voo Doo. On the
other hand, if you think you’ve simply seen the same old crap before, it’s
probably just Déjà vu Doo Doo.
10 comments:
Those may actually be her buns, too. Daaaaaang, bruh.
--RITA
Hi RITA,
There should be a video, "Buns of Steel", showing her buttix [sic] while writing a book. It would sell gangbustiz.
==BA
Roight.
Roight.
--BA
That's true about Tip, but he did it all on the QT.
And I mean, I'm a huge fan of Tip -- a big fella, ten years as Speaker, Miller Lite commercial and all -- but I see what you're saying about doing it all on the QT. Much less obviously than someone like Q-Tipper Gore.
One inhabits the Q-Tip or one is a repeat Q-Tipper. Genetics plays a part, but I'd like to think we could choose.
--------------BA
Remind me to tell you about my "experience" with Tipper Gore...
Does it involve a dark and stormy night? Was she on a date with Ted Leonsis? Did she leap out of the curtains?
I spoze if you do a bunch of exercises for your midriff, you're strengthening your Gore. I await your definition of "experience." With maximum esprit de Gore.
---------BA
Intertextuality: excellent.
Hi Elisabeth,
Thanks for the comment. Human intertextuality is quite mysterious -- quite mysterious and quite wonderful of course. Your first intertextual experience is usually sensuous, while every intertextual encounter afterwards is simply sensual. And this is before we even talk about conflation.
Well, all right then. I hope all is well with you.
yrs, BA
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