(1)
[Made note: Greeks do not like Al Gore, former V.P. U.S.A.] Al
Gore at the Autobus Stop, Al Gore at the Tzatziki Vendor, Al Gore in Athens, No!
This could result in Al-Gore-A-Phobia.
(2)
Received a citation for “Disturbing the Cod-Peace”, by Officer
(Miss) Demeanor. Told to leave that cod-peace in extra virgin turmoil. [Made
note: extroversion term oil.]
(3)
Decide between (a) Rockin’ the Casbah & (b) Rockin’ the
Cash Bar. [Made note: Schlitz Malt Liquor Istanbull.] Dwayne Johnson?—The Rock?—in
the Casbah? (Skip.)
(4)
Jumping ship became an art form. Sailors as artists tossing
themselves into the cold, cold briny. [Made note: Shipmates to holler “Man Oeuvre
Board!” when considering bodies of work.]
(5)
[Made note: Maneuvers & Manures.] The Hind-Lick
Maneuver, The Heinz-Lick Maneuver, Orchestral Manures in the Dark, Heimlich
Manure, Military Manures, The Hymie Lick Maneuver.
(6)
So, a guy named Walter bought a gate. [Made note: That would
be Walter’s Gate.] It didn’t keep out Republicans. Then came Congressional “Probe.”
Then came “Special” Prosecutor.
(7)
Hoity Toity physicians & their big-box booksellers.
Those medics should shop for paperbacks local. If so, they’d be Doctors Without
Borders! [Made note: French: Medecins
Sans Front Ears.]
(8)
[Made note: if The Autobahn is where Germans can drive as fast as they please] then is
The Audubon where Birds can fly as
fast as they please?
(9)
[Made note: If I’m full of awe, then am I awe-full?] (Skip.)
(10)
NASA hiring astronaughts & expecting missions to
succeed! Why not rocket the hip-hop musician, Nas, into space? [Made note:
shorten NASA to Nas.] Best idea since Big Ben Gay Talese.
(11)
SUNY-Previn sucks,
the cafeteria smells like wet dogs,
the dorms are gross & the quad is
full of douchebags. Should I transfer
to Rutgers-Hauer? [Made note: RISD-Snider?]
(12)
Retreats used to be full-scale military disgraces. Now you
don’t even leave the office and you order-in Buca di Beppo. [Made note: the dog
expects a second treat nowadays; a re-treat.]
(13)
[Made note: Who log-ins?] Kenny? Kenny log-ins? How many
Kenny log-ins? [What?] Log-ins & Messina? How many Log-ins & Messina?
[Huh?] The Messina comin’? Land O’ Lakes & Honey!
(14)
I need a prescription filled immediately. I need Apothecary Now.
[Made note: Fro-Yo Yo Ma & Pa Kettle.] Then I called A.A. for a tow. “Al-Gore-A-Phobia
Anonymous,” said a man named Stavros. Honest mistake!
resurrection week editorial schedule:
Notes (for Sonnet)
4 comments:
Do you remember when Special K was just K?
tpw,
i remember when you needed special k so you could fit into your k car. now k, is just a question: k? or an answer: k. to k? you say k. nothing special about it, and as for those k cars -- they are all pushing up daisies.
----b.a.
Doris Day?
Hello Anonymous,
No, not Doris Day. It's kind of funny how the woman has chosen a favorite, of all the cats. I count nine, myself.
As to who it is -- keep guessing!
--------B.A.
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