Sunday, January 6, 2019

FILM MAKING 101.




Starring:
Rod Smith

Director:
Dan Gutstein

Running Time:
5 seconds

Rating:
S for Stout.

Advance Praise:
"Classic noir. (We mean, the color of the beer.)"
--Rolling Stoner

"Concise dialogue. Right to the point. (Of no return.)"
--The Atlantic (Ocean)

"A morality tale for the ages. Just what ages? What tale? What morality?"
--GQ & A


4 comments:

Ted Zook said...

No subtitles?

DAN / DANIEL GUTSTEIN said...

We have the following:

Submarine sandwiches.
Subpar government.
Subpoena adult film.
(w/ Subtitles in Esperanto.)

That's the extent of our substitutes at the moment.

ba

Unknown said...

Now you need to make the documentary, THE MAKING OF 'FILM MAKING 101'

Should run roughly 27 seconds to cover all the bases.

DAN / DANIEL GUTSTEIN said...

Right. And it will require about two days of filming. Never mind the spiritual drumming exercises!

--ba