John Paul Carillo lays down bass for a song
from States of America EP (forthcoming
2020).
Before we begin, let us first apologize for being such a quaint
orchestra. Actually, we could say “combo” as opposed to “orchestra,” and
decibel levels notwithstanding, we thank you very much for letting us howl,
honk, crank, and thump. We will not amplify our thought balloons, however, seeing
as this would emphasize griddlecakes and three-egg omelets. At this point in time, I, the vocalist, must take full ownership of the Frankfurters Incident: look not to our percussionist, our guitarist, our saxophonist (and glockenspielist!) Yes, a precocious youth detained us briefly on the whirlybird sidewalks
of West Philadelphia but we negotiated successfully with him and his
whiffle-ball bat. In the end, he permitted us to realize our full creative
vision before he whiffle-batted the crap outta some hardy weeds. Are you
hiring? Because we’re lowering. If a couple of sweethearts can’t achieve “Radar
Love” then perhaps they could settle for “Radar Like” or “Radar BFFs.” Behold
the weary idiom, it is low-sodium, and behold the soda, it is low-odium, and
behold the coda, it is low-podium. May your edifices crumble merrily after we
depart and may your finest peoples endorse our ruckuses. See you at the Joy on
Fire corner of the world, Tigresses and Tigers, and in fond, fond anticipation
of that, we offer you our selected photography, please see below.
2 comments:
YES!!!!!!!!
A high endorsement, Ted.
Let's get Joy on Fire + Fanoplane together again soon!
----BA
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