We offer 2025 our best wishes for the future and at the same time, it can just as well go F*** off. A new year has dawned and we must make the — absolute! — most of it. Let’s get started, then, shall we?
writer with no backup plan
That is me. Who are you?
in the pines where the sun never shines
Citizen musicologist reporting for duty. I am officially many dozen words into my new book about the folk song “In the Pines.” Above, I give you a little nugget. Yes, many will focus on Kurt Cobain, et cetera, but how about the Carter Sisters, Mother Maybelle, and Chester “Chet” Atkins? It is 1950, in Missouri. The five are making radio transcription discs. Here is one of them. A minute of very admirable rock ’n’ roll jamming — ft. Anita on double bass, Helen on squeezebox, June clapping, and Chet wailing on electric guitar — is followed by Mother Maybelle speaking to the masses in her country drawl. Followed by the group harmonizing on “In the Pines.” Which is how they ended every disc. Musicians with no backup plan. I would say that it worked out all right, yes? My new favorite word, btw, would have to be “Yins.”
music for the
masses
Especially proud of this performance, this record, and my association with the improv band Fanoplane. If you have not done so already, check out Live At The Black Cat! at Bandcamp. If you want to play one song, then play “The Houses...” where “...” stands for, well, “dot dot dot.” It sounds like we might be back onstage sometime in February or March at Comet Ping Pong. Stay tuned.
o, eliza, lil liza
jane!
Thank you so much to everyone who contributed to our green-lit Seed&Spark crowdfunding campaign. We spent five torrid days in New Orleans running amok but came out of it with a ton of amazing footage. So, in 2026, we sure hope to finish the film and premiere it. We still need to edit, and fundraise for that, thus, if you know any “Angels,” send them our way. (Photo by Emily Cohen.)
still swansea
O, City said I. #YJB. #STID. Same as Snoop Dogg, hahaha.
conflict
resolution: deer
Demonstrating my formidable peacemaking skills among these be-antlered ruminant hoofed critters.
conflict resolution: fox & geese
Demonstrating my formidable peacemaking skills in the face of sly fox aggression versus honking waterfowlz. (sic) Let 2026 be a year of peace. Amen.
and now, let’s dance.
Behold “Wild Weekend” by The Rebels from 1960. This is the perfect song to queue up on New Year’s Day — Jan. 1, 2026 — while you may need to shake off a biteen of a cobwebby hangover from the festivities of the night before. It gets you in the mood. The sax is not quite sleazy, but neither is it buttery. It gets us up, swaying around in amicable ways.
Behold “All Night Long” by Big Joe Houston from 1954. Well, now it is time to jump! This is the kind of song that charges uphill pretty much the entire 2:35 and it, like, does not really slow down. I mean, the song had to end, so that happens. But some part of me thinks that Big Joe Houston and the orchestra are still playing this piece because slowing down would just be too dangerous!
Behold “Gonna Be A Big Thing” by the Yum Yums from 1965. Well, if you have yet to offer your hand to your sweetie pie, now would be the time. Turn the lights down low. Face one another in an amorous pose. (You can take it from there.) Most of all, the Yum Yums promise us that 2026 is gonna be a big thing. You are You with no backup plan. Same as me. Let our hopes peak where the music stays.
discography
Carter Sisters and Mother Maybelle with Chet Atkins. “Jam session / In the Pines.” RadiOzark transcription disc. 1950. Helen Carter (accordion), June Carter (handclaps), Anita Carter (double bass), Mother Maybelle Carter (interjections, maybe guitar), Chet Atkins (guitar).
Joe Houston. Money 203-AA-45. “All Night Long” b/w “Way Out” (1954) Hollywood, Calif. Compositional credit: John Gray. Joe Houston (tenor sax); other musicians unknown.The Rebels (also known as The Rockin’ Rebels). “Wild Weekend” A-side b/w “Wild Weekend Cha Cha" B-side. Marlee ML-0094. Buffalo, NY (1960). Likely personnel: Jim Kipler (Guitar), Mick Kipler (Saxophone), Tom Gorman (Drums) and Paul Balon (Bass/Guitar); additional musicians, if any, unknown. Compositional credit: Tom Shannon and Phil Todaro.
Yum Yums. “Gonna Be a Big Thing” B-side b/w “Looky, Looky (What I Got)” A-side. ABC Paramount 45-10697. New York (1965). The singers likely included Gwen Oliver, Cassandra Wooten, Jean Davis, and Nadine Felder, but the studio musicians are unknown. Compositional credit: Jerry Ross, Joe Renzetti, and Neil Brian Goldberg.
It would have been
enough just to take the stage at the legendary Washington, D.C. music venue,
the Black Cat, on October 11, 2024, as the warm-up act for nationally-touring
trio Xiu Xiu, which Fanoplane
did, myself included. It would have been enough to receive a rowdy welcome
from the evening’s young audience—three or four hundred deep—who encouraged us
to pursue numerous soaring expressions during our set. I, for one, encountered
a rare feeling of joy during the performance, and that, alone, would have been
more than enough, except we made a recording of the show, entitled (what else?)
Live at
the Black Cat! Fanoplane released the record at another iconic
Washington, D.C. music venue, Comet Ping Pong, a few months later in February, 2025. I always alight upon
jazz saxophonist John Coltrane as the bandleader who delivered the finest live
recordings (at the Village Vanguard) but in fairness there are more candidates in
jazz and other genres. Several factors can distinguish a live album, including
the unpredictable heights of the musicianship as influenced by the setting, the
obvious engagement of the concertgoers, or even an important social context. To
my surprise, there exists another album with the same title as ours, save the
exclamation mark. “Scream,” anyone? Said punk band released Live at the
Black Cat in 1998. Unlike John Coltrane, Scream, and virtually any other
musicians, however, Fanoplane does not rehearse any songs. We have no
repertoire. We improvise everything. Now,
I will not weigh Live at the Black Cat! against any other records, but I
will try to build towards our “creative thesis” as a group. What makes us tick?
Gerry Mulligan agitates against “free
jazz” (1962)
Complete Freedom Without Order
Speaking of jazz, a
music critic by the name of Ralph Gleason hosted a nationally-televised show, Jazz
Casual, in the 1960s. Running for several years and more than 30 episodes,
the showpresented many of the jazz greats in a format that blended
performances and interviews. In 1962, “cool jazz” saxophonist Gerry Mulligan
appeared on Jazz Casual, leading a quartet that played four songs. The
brief clip (above) comes from the show’s interview segment. When asked about
“freedom” in his music, Mulligan responded cautiously by saying that “attempts
at […] complete freedom are chaotic” and that jazz is attractive, in part,
because it is orderly. Mulligan concluded the thought by saying, “you can’t
truly have freedom unless you’ve got order to begin with.” Hmmm. Hmph.
To be sure, Fanoplane
is not a jazz band, but I have frequently returned to Mulligan’s statement
about “freedom” and “order,” because it offers a compelling choice between two opposing
mindsets: (1) Freedom within order or (2) Freedom without order. Pick a side!
Mulligan was likely agitating against certain “currents” in jazz that began to
take shape in the late 1950s, perhaps best epitomized by an important 1960
album—Free Jazz: A Collective Improvisation—by Ornette Coleman. Jazz of
course began as an inherently improvisational form in New Orleans as championed
by the incomparable Louis Armstrong, among others. Ornette’s improvisations may
have sounded quite different than those pioneered by “Satchmo” but, in their
own way, I believe they hearkened back to a similar principle.
Fanoplane at Comet Ping Pong in February 2025 (photo by Mike Zito)
You could argue that
all professional music has some order to it by virtue of the training,
rehearsals, and performative experiences that the musicians have likely
undergone. You could argue that the instruments themselves present a certain
kind of order since they are physical entities that must be played competently
enough to communicate with an audience. Indeed, we in Fanoplane observe certain
customs whilst onstage, foremost among them, listening to each other. I am fond
of saying that we are a cooperative, hence, we cooperate. Surely, this is a bit
of structure. As are the stage, the lighting, the monitor, the green rooms, and
the complimentary cans of grape soda and/or craft lager that have been very
kindly placed in the very same green rooms, ahhh.
And yet, I would argue that Fanoplane otherwise presents “complete freedom without order.” Our album Live
at the Black Cat! offers powerful evidence that the multivariable aspects of our performance could resonate with an audience that had no way of
developing any advance expectations for the music they would hear. We often
roll in a deep groove with powerful refrains but we have no idea, really, what
will happen once the music begins. We are an improv group made up of eight
bandmembers, each of whom improvises. I have taken the liberty to assemble the
following phrases—“echo futurism” “noise bop” “post-poetry” “free punk” and “avant
electrics”—which you could shake together in a paper bag for 30 minutes or so, and
then, perhaps, you might approximate some sense of Fanoplane’s creative gestalt.
Have Yourself a Listen
Live at the Black Cat! (and
all associated credits) can be found at Bandcamp,
where it can be downloaded for “name your price.” You can also listen at Apple
Music and Spotify.
Any proceeds go to the “band fund” which helps us exist, promote, and create future
ruckuses. The co-leaders of the group are Ted Zook and Bob Boilen; the rest of
the bandmembers are Doug Kallmeyer, Jerry Busher, Patrick Whitehead, Brie
Anderson, Maya Renfro, and myself. Check us out. You could start with Track 4 aka “The Houses…”
which I am “mouthing” at the top of this post if you please or go in order. Either
way, and in the words of the immortal Duke Ellington, we want you to know that
we all love you maaaaadly.