Who has a ‘nocturnal emission’
while lying on his back?—Sensational!—
I must’ve been dreaming of Substance
or plentiful heap of Substance b/c
no humpy the mattress no pillow humpy
oh, why this affliction couldn’t be part-time
then, you know, I could ride the ‘Hobby Horse’—
“sike!” I always add for my “psych”
b/c she gets a little too philo-physical but
I thank her for my mug shot on the bulletin board
lotsa little honeys giving me the ol’ over-shoulder—
bless the Pharaohs when it comes to rubbers
I tell the honeys “I’m a Ramses man
b/c I don’t want you—to become a Mummy!”
[NaPoWriMo Sonnet #24.]
