INTERVIEW WITH AN ANGRY CUSTOMER IN THE FITTING ROOM.

If you’re talking to me thru slats

then I’m amid a fitting room or NO!

the world is a fitting room & I’m

the only warm mammal penned-in

you NUMB-ASS obstructionist

you’re good at causing stand-still

I bet you’re good at causing ROT

& DURABLE MALAISE! you sod

yes I’m irate I’m not only irate but

lacking snug garments & alternatives

these fabrics balloon like a melon

starved for water you TWIT-APPLE

recognize this: I’m a dresser &

I’m cross (DUH!) I’m a cross-dresser!


for 2015 NaPoWriMo sonnet #10: Interview with a Yes Man
for 2015 NaPoWriMo sonnet #12: Interview with Gazongo the Exotic Clown