Saturday, April 11, 2015

INTERVIEW WITH AN ANGRY CUSTOMER IN THE FITTING ROOM.




If you’re talking to me thru slats
then I’m amid a fitting room or NO!
the world is a fitting room & I’m
the only warm mammal penned-in
you NUMB-ASS obstructionist
you’re good at causing stand-still
I bet you’re good at causing ROT
& DURABLE MALAISE! you sod
yes I’m irate I’m not only irate but
lacking snug garments & alternatives
these fabrics balloon like a melon
starved for water you TWIT-APPLE
recognize this: I’m a dresser &
I’m cross (DUH!) I’m a cross-dresser!


for 2015 NaPoWriMo sonnet #10: Interview with a Yes Man
for 2015 NaPoWriMo sonnet #12: Interview with Gazongo the Exotic Clown


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