INTERVIEW WITH THE G.O.P. OPERATIVE ENGAGED TO EVALUATE THE BEST FEATURES OF THE ANTI-DUKAKIS CAMPAIGN AS PART OF THE ANTICIPATED EFFORT TO DEFEAT HILLARY CLINTON.

You say “Hillary”? I say: Helmet.

Imagine: we don’t even need a tank: we

gift-wrap one of those Kaiser Wilhelm dealies

w/ the pointy boner on top & post it

(first class) c/o Hillary for President.

It has GPS. She wears it to Whole Foods.

Our guy snaps the photo; cue the womp-womp.

She could attract the helmet vote but

polling has us comfy w/ likely helmet voters.

Strategy two? Photoshop Dukakis onto

the YouTube video of a bum crapping

the floor in 7-11 & a week later superimpose

Hillary crapping a Sheetz in Benghazi.

Clearly: a Big Gulp for any swing voter.

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