You say “Hillary”? I say: Helmet.
Imagine: we don’t even need a tank: we
gift-wrap one of those Kaiser Wilhelm dealies
w/ the pointy boner on top & post it
(first class) c/o Hillary for President.
It has GPS. She wears it to Whole Foods.
Our guy snaps the photo; cue the womp-womp.
She could attract the helmet vote but
polling has us comfy w/ likely helmet voters.
Strategy two? Photoshop Dukakis onto
the YouTube video of a bum crapping
the floor in 7-11 & a week later superimpose
Hillary crapping a Sheetz in
Clearly: a Big Gulp for any swing voter.