Friday, April 12, 2013

INTERVIEW WITH A PENSIONER WHO SUFFERS FROM CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME.


Re: The Caper: No, I was not the one who
heaved the breaded fish platter (The Diversion)
amid the Society of Beatific Smilers
but the one who Stole Into the room marked
“Authorized Personal Only” (sic) &
ransacked noisily w/ Brief Window of Opportunity
that’d frighten anybody but he steeped in
The Caper Lifestyle: Vitamin D Compliments
Cucumber Eyepatches & Slappy Overgarments: No,
don’t think of China if China isn’t thinking of you &
your syndromes, like, the one where you ride
w/ a group of ouchy-wrist sufferers underground—
a veritable Carpool Tunnel Syndrome & why
does pain tunnel but to avoid its own shame.


[NaPoWriMo Sonnet #12.]

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