Saturday, April 13, 2013

INTERVIEW WITH THE RECIPIENT OF A WET WILLIE.


I like things that squeak—
chicken on the spit, for ex. or
a faulty sneaker or a weeble wobble
kind of chippie—i.e., external &
what about a Product to remedy
the arrival of an unwelcome finger
such as a Groucho nose & spectacles
(never mind cigar chopper) tho
how to remedy unwanted moisture
eh? as if Aveeno would team up w/
Beano & we’d get Abeano—
a crème that’d mitigate the funk
of a dire squeak (hmmm) but
until that day: Vigilance!


[NaPoWriMo Sonnet #13.]

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