Situation: A NASA astronaut encounters a Russian
Cosmonaut on the streets of Brooklyn. Slogan: “Hey, I T’ink I Soyuz in Outta Space!”
Situation: A mother must choose which of her two children
will get the last bowl of a canned legume and sausage stew. Slogan: “Beanie Weenie Miney Moe.”
Situation: A queasy gunslinger squares off with a
U.S. marshal gone bad. Slogan: “Bilious
The Kid vs. Wyatt Perp.”
Situation: The bakery flubs its caraway recipe,
resulting in misshapen baked good. Slogan: “Awrye Bread.”
Situation: Your chicken requires institutional care. Slogan:
“Commit a Fowl.”
Situation: The heroin trade, long persecuted in the
big city slums, relocates to the great outdoors. Slogan: “Your Habitat Is Where Your Habit Is At.”
Situation: Young Americans engaging in mobile
communications with their friends south of the border. Slogan: “Gen X Text Mex.”
Situation: A famous ovoid character from nursery
rhymes attracts a lover. Slogan: “The
Yolk Who Slept with Humpty Dumpty . . . Laid an Egg.”
Situation: A famous rapper / actor acquires a
deforming illness that also turns him into an arena rock star. Slogan: “Mos Def Leper.”
Situation: A woman projects obvious disinterest in
her shower scrub. Slogan: “She Is
Aloofah.”
4 comments:
A new low has been reached. I'm going to light a candle for you.
It's too late. My "low" got stolen. I bought Lo-Jack to track my stolen low, but all I got were J-Lo reruns. I thought of a new product -- don't tell anyone -- called J-Lo-Jack, in case anyone hijacks her. We could track her whereabouts and such. It'd be pretty cool.
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Don't forget to append "in bed" to each slogan as well, natch, tout suite. Never fails. Still cracks me up. Chillun of the 70s.
Beanie Weenie Miney Moe . . . In Bed!
There.
Only, in bed, just what is "Beanie" and who the hell is "Moe"?
"Weenie" I think I can puzzle out and for the fella involved it could be accourse "Miney" "Weenie" as in "His'n Weenie" unless "Miney" means he only chants this rhyme in the (mine) shaft.
Either way, "Weenie" isn't the best taxonomy for everyone. For some, the rhyme must be adjusted.
Your Habitat Is Where Your Habit Is At . . . In Bed!
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