Thursday, April 30, 2015

INTERVIEW WITH THE BLOGGER BENEATH A RAMBUNCTIOUS CEILING FAN.

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In order for machines to perform, they must lack mechanical defects, whereas humans inherit an electrical charge.

The MM-DD-Year format for dates marginalizes months and days.

Start with differential geometry but prepare yourself for ambient chaos.

What towers above the cloud—nothing towers above the cloud—what towers above the cloud?

Fragments can be viewed as the soil, rocks, grit that fasten the scenery in place yet fragments can be viewed as “the world of art forms we now reject.”

Due to a shortage in replica flour, “animal crackers” must engage in cutbacks: the new snack will be known as “minimal crackers.”

A major financial services company will offer services that cater to the expanding kinks of its customer base. Accordingly, it will change its name to S & M & T Bank.

“Stay down”, one advises the boxer, “stay down.”

No. 1 Rule in the Tea Party Handbook for Partisans: “Be vigilant of The Left & their side-salads & their bluebonnets & their scandalized expressions.”

Oh, the faithful slew a she-mutton & scrubbed themselves in ritual pumice-apricot.

A belief that the world is more than 50% bad but that people are more than 50% good.

The world is an equinox; people are an equinox; the horses leap through fire-rings.

Everything an experiment where “everything” = just shy of everything and “experiment” = a poverty of flickering wind.

You hurry to have sex, you hurry during sex, you have twenty three and three-quarter hours to inhabit.


for 2015 NaPoWriMo sonnet #29: Interview with the Shopper Who Purchased the Last Pair of Thermal Underwear
for 2015 NaPoWriMo sonnet #1: Interview with a Couple in Missionary Position

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey

your lookin a bit fluthered with a jar in yer hand. great shit. great project. fair play to you, sir.

---k.ob.

DAN / DANIEL GUTSTEIN said...

hey k.ob.,

thanks for following the blog & for your kind words (i have to look up "fluthered"). in general, i see myself as "a jammy sod" if that makes any sense. all best to you.

--------------b.a.g.

Casey Smith said...

these poems are sublime

DAN / DANIEL GUTSTEIN said...

hi casey.

maybe if i were a better poet, the poems would sub-lemon-lime.

thanks for following the project, man, and for your kind words.

may we hoist a pint soon & be mighty fluthered.

-------b.a.