My friends say “Yo!
Be Pacific!” when I’m acting vogue
I couldn’t be a micro-tanager
b/c I don’t like to damage birds
the diff b/w mixture & admixture
is kinda like the diff b/w venture & adventure
a bit much of the adage, really
a bit much of the edition
I’m fretting for love so would you
let me defenestrate my feelings
why do people say I’m tardy minutes late
when I show up half an hour oily?
as mama believed: you can’t afford the loon
if you can’t slap down the quadrilateral
for 2015 NaPoWriMo sonnet #3: Interview with a Presence beside the Ouija Board
for 2015 NaPoWriMo sonnet #5: Interview with a Partygoer Who Imbibed Several Alabama Slammers