My name’s Michelle E-chelle & I’m here to say
you gotta do things the E-chelle way! Girl,
he texted me “U @ DQ” & I’m like “obvi” but
it autocorrected to “oboe Viagra.” Scume?
Don’t be shortin’ the line! I know you ain’t orderin’
the last dilly bar! My name’s Michelle E-chelle &
I’m here to say: Girl! He texted me “8 @ BK”
do I care? I’m like “whatevs” but it autocorrected to
“whopper butt” cause I enter whopper butt daily.
Hourly! His butt’s so big he got an East Cheek &
a West Cheek. There goes my “humph” ringtone,
da boo boo! I think he loves IHOP more than me.
Scume? Can I get a dilly bar & a parfait?
Hey girl: you gotta do things the E-chelle way!