User complaints guh-lore. First, it was Pharaoh.
“He’s too postmodern” etc. so we made him—her.
More than that: Cleopatra. Moses got a problem?
See Cleopatra. God needs to harden a heart: Cleo P.
(She’s so hot. Most of the Israelites prefer bondage
to freedom.) Other complaints: “Too Stone Age.”
“The manna sucks.” The plagues are borrr-ing.”
So we set the 2.0 Simulator where? In
. Newark, NJ
You can select Chris Christie avatar if you prefer
a more realistic Pharaoh experience. There’s traffic.
(That’s a plague.) Guide the tribe to Port Authority
& receive bialy-drop. Our biblical series continues w/
failed politician simulator (Dude-O-Romney) &
high-priest urban swearing simulator: Leviticuss.
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